Dream~ Aliens, Sexy Professor and Randomness

I feel the need to update this but then I have to put effort into writing. So below is the hastily written dream I wrote after waking up from it (which was like 2 or more weeks ago).

Master Chinchilla is some guy who communicates to me mentally as I'm his apprentice. I fight with lighting and darkness against some kind of enemy in an open area outside a cafe where there is a random stone casket lying on the ground I use for leverage during the battle. Later on I go into the cafe with my partner who promised me ice cream. I don't get my ice cream but my parnter who was some middle age drunkard veteran turns into darth vader and now I have to fight him! It happens and the entire place get very trashed. Fast forward a year later I'm a student and professor at the same time at the very school this fight occurred (yes the cafe is part of the school).

Then I get angry cause the cafe is out of business and my ice cream/smoothie isn't in the fridge like they promised me! I get angry and go outside where it suddenly becomes an small island outside the cafe with a hurricane. A hut is where that casket previously was- I could smell the food cooking and I end up going back to the cafe (cause now they're suddenly open again). Where a Mrs.Clark from my days in elementry finds me to inform me of some scandalous evidence (photos) of me dressed in women clothing and apparently very drunk. Combined this irresponsible behavior with the fact I'm the campus's "hot teacher" xD I remember my high school having one so it makes sense to me there be one at each school. Anyway a girl sitting in the room has this on her phone. And then completely ignoring this I leave for a class (that i do not teach) and 3 girls walking by flirtaciously saying "hi professor".  My class is apparently at a baseball field where I find my family arguing with a ice cream cone. The stadium has a weird wall that looks like the front of a house between us and the field and a weird ghostly light shines through. I run to the door of that wall and I see alien ships like from "close encounters" and the baseball field is now our backyard. The Aliens are like "what happened to the graveyard that was here a few years ago?" Crap our house is on a graveyard? That's great! But I'm more concerned about the aliens now because the ghostly energy is now haunting people all over the place and everyoen at the stadium is freaking out.

 A white aura resemblin them is flowing off them screaming and looking tortured. I grab a really tall looking kid (no really it's just a young boy but taller than me) who is literally white as paper.  He's heavily affected by these invading aliens and I try to escape to some guy I'm supossed to meet but security guards in teh lobby keep stopping my attempts. Glowing lines that look like a curcuit board run up and down their face and stuff. Eventually one opening I find finally gets me outside but i'm stopped by a guard. I'm considering attacking but then i notice his pants are different. Tehre's a red patch on hs left knee and I know riht away this is the guy I was trying to meet. So I follow him to a business headquaters where he is magically HOPE'S DAD 

This building by the way is right next tot he baseball field. The giant kid no longer seems to be the focus and rather it's my left arm. From my finger tips to a point just a little beyond my forearm it is a dark red and somewhat demonic in appearance and it's spreading. He says something about it being the result of my resisting the alien invader's attempt to control me but eventually I will succumb. He leads me to follow him where the camera pans outside the building then flies up a dozen or more floors where there is this gaping hole in the building. Apparently negociations between this megacorp and the aliens first began with firing on the HQ but outwardly this company is cooperating. There is soem cool weapons they show me but oddly enough every signle one of them is a prototype and unreliable. Not to mention, I a target the aliens are pursuing, am assigned this room to hide in...where there is a gaping hole for them to see me through.

Dream~Alien Wasps Invade New York

If you would like a visual reference to what the rooftop looked like: here is a picture! =D

Alright so me and my family live on the top floor of this apartment  (in this dream anyways). Marcus is skating boarding, Mia is Biking, and I'm walking away cause my serene spot is now an Xgames place. I walk down to the sandbox area where some little kids are playing and its' cute. Suddenly I go from being 19 to being like...9? In the direction leading to the stairs is some wooden planks so me and her run back and fourth one time seeing who has better balance. It's weird cause they sort of bobbed like they were on water when we jumped on them and even changed color which broke them up into "blocks". She fell in to the sand. And I almost did too but I jumped off my left foot with some momentum turning me leftwards then landed on my right foot 2 "blocks" from where I had jumped. I felt like a champion it was great! Then I finally noticed like 5 dozen black folks there on the roof two dressed in black. That's when I realized that these kids were here because of a funeral taking place for a woman, and mother, who passed away of cancer. I didn't want to stick around- it felt disrespectful for me to. So I started back towards the stairs.

There are no seats but everyone is standing evenly spaced out as if there were seats to show them where it was to stand. I had a clear path down an aisle to the stairs anyhow. As I was going there though a space ship resembling what the little aliens flew in Space Jam (that movie with the looney toons & Michael Jordan) dropped from the sky and landed right next to the door of the stairs. I knew right away this was ill news and ran straight to the stairs. I'm still a 9 year old mind you so I'm not as fast and everything is bigger in comparison. As I go through the door I hear the wasps' buzzing and some screaming. I remember reaching the end of the stairway before everything went black and the next thing I knew i was back at the sandbox just before me and that girl did the running along the plank thing.

With that premonition still clear in my mind I run down the middle between the planks towards the stairs. The funeral folks haven't gotten into rows and columns yet so they kindly step aside to allow me to walk past. A couple of ladies commenting on how cute I am (remember I'm like 9 years old right now). Randomly there are some plastic beach buckets floating upside down in the hair in a variety of pretty colors. I'm dazzled my them and slow my pace when I hear that ominous buzzing ahead. The wasp ship now has a buddy also on the roof and this time they made a mess of rubble when they landed. I ran for the steps witnessing a man get stung i the gut and immediately it bloated up, exploded and then it crawled inside of him. I was close enough to hear the squishing to see his parts coming out and his eyes rolling into the back of his head. It was terrifying and wherever the other giant wasps were right now I wasn't going to allow them to get me. I reached the bottom of the first flight of stairs. It's not like the narrow kind where it's just stairs, stairs, stairs, OH LOOK A DOOR!. It was much spacious so the end of the first one the "shaft" opened with a sort of "balcony" I guess you could call it. And I guess that's how the wasps were down here too. A poor business woman was on the floor being assailed by 3 of them. But what could I do? Nothing.

It time skips ahead. I forgot how long but it's definitely not more than a year. But even so I'm my actual age now instead of 9. I'm in a black SUV driven in the movie takers and the survivors from the end of that movie are with me too. We're heading back into the city. It has resisted the wasps for some time but is now completely overrun and many people are trying to escape, I'm not sure where the military presence is. I'd summon giant flame throwers or something if was them. But anyways driving there you could see swarms of the covering every inch of the sky. Driving there suddenly seemed like a bad idea but they were determined. I on the other hand wondered why I joined them and wanted to turn back. Jumping out of the vehicle and running even crossed my mind. But I wouldn't be able to outrun that swarm so took my chances going into the heart of the storm. They stuck the vehicle, thankfully not getting in through the vent and the front window was holding up well against the barrage of their bodies that smeared across it upon impact. But they eventually pecked into the back window. One got in and it was only a matter of seconds  or with luck one whole minute before that glass shattered. The wasp wasn't as large as the ones I saw that other day but it was huge compared to a normal one and it was green. That blond guy from fast and furious (he did takers too mind you) didn't fire a bullet at risk of letting more in so he swung with the bug of his gun. More wasps busted in and killed him. But the first one that entered had me all to himself and its stinger pierced me through the neck. I felt it slide clean through before waking up with my heart beating so fast I felt the blood pumping in my muscles and especially in my neck.

I got lazy towards the end,originally I planned to y'all to picture but you'll have to look things up yourself if you've never seen takers.

Dream~Lightning Vs. Darkness

Jade from the cartoon Jakie Chan Adventures is attacked at Uncle's shop. While a shovel is being shoved at her and she's dodging Uncle appears to the side of the screen like a comic book. She's telling him about this attack but he simply responds stating he and Jackie are researching and leave adults alone. (I wish I could do this scene justice because it was really cool. Like an animated comic book the screen panned over everything.)

The scene switches to where Jackie Chan and Uncle are, in a library, reading books. This is where I am, helping them gather various books on poisons. An entire 10ft long table is stacked with them. I'm watching them very worriedly at they seem physically drained and I suspect some of these books are magic and affecting them in this way. But because they are under its influence I'm afraid to directly interfere and start looking around the library for answers. When I look up to where they're reading I notice a very tall and muscular man with dreads walk buy them with a devious smirk.

It doesn't seem he's notice me so I follow til he leaves the library through a glass door. It becomes the only thing in existence, turning into a window. Where I see my brother being strangled by this very man with a single hand in my own bedroom. I cannot get there via this window but I imagine teleporting in to the room and it works. I drop a couple inches onto my bed immediately using the moment to come back up and fire an electrical arc at him. He absorbs this and in turn starts firing electricity back at me.

 I was fighting a electric powered mutant who was no doubt over 200 pounds (and I'm 135lbs). So I used dark bursts (like Mewtwo) to attack. It was effective but he physically overpowerd me so I tried to teleport away. But rushing to do so only made me vanishing from the spot for a few seconds and reappear right there. It was effective in escaping his grasp at least. Then I yelled "to the kitchen!" as I focused hard as I could on that spot. I only phased out for 3 seconds or so. Enough to convince him  I left since he was no where in sight when I got back. I ran out my room door and saw him smiling mischievously  outside the front door. "This isn't over" he mouthed to me.

Dream~I Survived the Zombie Apocalypse

Yup that's right! I, Christopher, whom never been in a single fight and whose only physical power lies in his endurance survived! Pretty good also considering my endurance is at its lowest since i haven't done more physical exercise than walk to parts of the house for over a year xD  Well anyways the dream....

I see words scrolling across the screen in flashes like I"m looking at detective and medical files. The last lingering image is "C8H128N " written in ink on a clear board glowing underneath the black light. I'm not sure how I know this, perhaps I had some involvement, but I just knew that was the chemical name for what is responsible for the zombies. (I remembered the name because it is just a few digits off one of my friend's username) After than everything is black, I'm aware of my body against hard ground, wall, and underneath a some kind of fabric about as soft as a burlap sack. Memories of the night before is still far from my reach but I know right away that I had gotten drunk and passed out in the middle of this alley. I sensed movement from somewhere outside the covers and try to remain inconspicuous. Silently I pray it isn't a zombie.

The good news is that it wasn't a zombie, the bad news I could see the end of a gun slowly creeping towards my face. People in desperation do horrible things and I don't exactly look threatening. Fearing they would take advantage of my current situation I had to use the only element I had in my favor: surprise. Despite the risk of having my head blown off I quickly seized the muzzle of the gun thrusting it upwards as my body came upright. The man was old, possibly in his fifties, but the gun was very top notch military grade stuff that I could only see coming from a video game. In the upper middle section was a barrel that looked like part of a rifle, but the biggest part was the double barrels below it- obviously this fired shotgun shells.

I had the gun out of my face but he still had a grip on the trigger. He suddenly pulled us in close, while my guard weakened in surprise the rifle came down hitting my face. The muzzle almost lined up close enough for a shotgun fire blast to me. The next several seconds we wrestled for control of the rifle in a flurry of twisting arm movements. Eventually I won and kicked him back with my right leg sending him sprawling to the floor. For the first time I was noticing that there were others with him. One was just a kid probably 10 or 12, the other was a fully grown black man in his prime. His head was shaved and he wore a white or gray shirt/black hoodie combo.

I was already in a corner as it was. As hardened as I was by living in this world killing these men in front of the child wasn't on my to-do list. I hopped back a couple times making out the alley onto solid dirt where grass once grew. "Hey we don't got to do this let's negotiate." I said but both men attacked. I backed away further from the man in the hoodie but couldn't retreat further from the older man who came after. I pulled the trigger, which fired a single bullet to his left thigh. That didn't stop him so I fired another into his other thigh and he crumpled.

Fastforwarding just a little bit I convinced the old man and boy to live with me (having company in a desolate world is nice). The black guy didn't trust me in the slightest and called the other two fools before he left through the alley I had stupidly slept in the night before. Anyways I lead them to my home, it looked ready to collapse but was sturdy in the inside as the outside appearance was just to keep scavengers out. 

This is where the dream gets very illogical. At different points I am a girl name Victoria or I am watching her talk. Personality wise she is mean and demanding. The old man and kid change into my friend Mike and his little brother Jared. The setting then becomes an attic, then a wooden make-shift fort with two floors that Victoria constructed. The design reminds me of the vikings but in any case she's telling us about the locals here  while I look at the construction going on. It's impressive she did this alone but we are still vulnerable in this place while it's incomplete.

Then the place converts to a two story modern house. I'm no longer at my place instead it is the home of Cindy and her Aunt living somewhere in the southern USA next to a river just a little ways from small town. My immediate family is also here, we reunited at last and they're glad to see I'm alive. But as usual my mind first goes to the safety of this home. It's weathered yet sturdy. But the defenses hardly seem ample enough to me, and there are many means of entering this building. However my dream has stopped being logical all together by this point and it's impossible to accurately describe the setting when it changes constantly. So let's just say this dream ends with me drinking alcohol and my dad pissing on everyone. xD

Dream~Learning Stores and Zombies

Last night I had a whole bunch of dreams that were slightly connected to one another but I'm only going to go into detail of parts.

First is the zombie one. See somehow me and my mom got trapped in between a power struggle of 4 gang leaders. They were met up in a house on a hill- honestly I don't know why we were there too. But I do know using one of the gang leader's kid I managed to steal a floating pad thingy and we escaped. Where we hid in a crowded port. One unimportant part of this dream where me and my family are trying to relocate (we're fugitives) I found 2 ladies selling the BEST freaking pickles I have ever tasted. It was subtly sweet and I suspect most of the salty came from the salt sprinkled into the pickle. The cap end of one side was cut and the pickle hallowed out 1/3 of the way. Anyways me being...well me I separated from the family for a little while to look down these steps.

As I went down I was suddenly now climbing up to go further. Everything went from being wooden to being highly modern white tile steps. One end of the "wall" was glass that peered into the large room where passengers would board a train. All I saw down there was like 3 dead bodies and blood smeared all over the floor. The blood looked kind of dried though. Somehow I just knew we finally reached the zombie apocalyse and I knew they were coming up the stairs. I ran back up but then I saw some zombies coming so I ran back down. Sometimes jumping in between the medium to the next flight of steps. The zombies on the bottom where now on me.

I magically had a shotgun in my hands and started pumping the gauge then pulling the trigger. Aiming only at immediate threats. Finally at one point they stopped being monsters and seemed like regular people in clothes. I didn't quite stop until a little girl in a dress ask "Mister what are you doing with that?" in such an innocent voice. Like I wasn't killing people but walking around idyllically with a basket of roses. The first row or two of zombies remained people but more actual zombies bursted in. I jumped down at them and blasted faces open. Upon exiting the door the world faded to white and I found myself getting into the trunk of a van (I have a large family). We moved to a trailer park in South Carolina. As we're settling in I'm helping move a crib into the house we accidentally drop it and this dog freaks out and gets scared but then is immediately all happy and stuff.

TJ just isn't working much to help me get the crib in so I put on some shoes and go to the Discovery Channel store I see where from the house with my Dad and younger brother Matthew. This store is the most I have ever seen. The interior was big like Best Buy, there were neat colored lights with designs moving along the floor and people enjoying all kinds of things. What seemed to be on display a lot right now as we walked in was the "gorks" as we called them. I'm not sure what they are or even if they're real. But they're spherical in design. Some of them transparent rotating globes others were much more complex. But they were very cool looking. Serving much the same purpose of those metal things you can find...like those 3 balls hanging from a thread and they constantly bump each other.

Anyways this place was much like a school in itself. There were interactive stands with trained specialists in the field being represented. Like medical science, astronomy and I forgot what else was there. Medical science really caught my attention but I kept on walking further back. There some people were stimulating a bank robbery. Teaching the teenagers and adults there how to react and eventually turn against whomever had the gun. However as I gathered people there had heard some seminar where they hit the basics of what to do and they were merely putting the words into practice. I however just happened to walk right in the middle of stimulation and got a foot cramp so the guy with the gun kept threatening me. -__-"

And that's pretty much all of it I woke up at some point during that simulation.